Sunday, 19 March 2017

The child catcher

Standing at a wooden fence to a green field, I was holding a black umbrella that was folded shut.

I looked into the field beyond my and saw a small child running  away from my position, they looked rather panicked.

Just as they reached the far side I pushed the release button on the umbrella and it opened fully. The cover of it flew up into the air, leaving me holding the handle.

I watched as the flying umbrella shot across the field, hovered over the fleeing child and dropped onto it, closing up as did completely engulfing the child.

I ran across the field only to be called and stopped by the guy how used to play old man Steptoe from the 1970s show, Steptoe and Son.

He asked what I was doing and I explained that I was eradicating children. He looked horrified as I pointed the handle of the umbrella at the covered child and it disintegrated into an orange powder. 


Saturday, 18 March 2017

Jungle jam

A very tuneful dream last night that has left me feeling happy and content.

Along with my wife, I was deep in a tropical rain forest, it was hot and sticky and full of animal and bird sounds. We were stood next to a low hanging branch which had a row of small birds on it.

One of the birds was holding a small circular item in its beak which it dropped by my feet.
I picked it up and saw it was a tiny bongo drum.

I placed it at the birds feet and started to tap out a tune on it with two fingers. The little bird started to dance and seemed very happy.

From behind me I heard the sound of trumpets, and looked to see chimpanzees playing them.
One by one, other instruments started to join in.

There was a lion on keyboards, zebras on base and suddenly a group of doctors and nurses arrived and joined the fun.
The row of little birds danced and sang along.

I looked over at the doctors who all had white coats on and stethoscopes around their necks, they were playing xylophones and I noticed a city Street behind them and saw that I was actually in my own back garden.


Saturday, 4 March 2017

Punchy

I woke up angry today. Mainly due to being very angry in my dream. There was a poor unfortunate man in my dream who took the full brunt of my anger.

This guy had done absolutely nothing that I could see to upset me, but this didn't stop me repeatedly punching him in the face.

I must of hit him about 20 times, each punch harder than the last. His face split open and started swelling. Every time I punched him I became even angrier.

It's no wonder I was a little miffed when I got up.


Friday, 3 March 2017

Cricket shooting

Ok so it's been a while and just because I haven't posted, doesn't mean I haven't stopped dreaming.

I was with my good friend Steve and we were both carrying our shotguns casually through a golf course.
None of the golfer's present seemed to notice us as we aimed at various birds and rabbits.

After a while I decided it was impossible to risk shooting for fear of hitting anyone.
We walked into an office building that overlooked the golf course.

On the first floor we opened a very small window and started shooting rabbits with none of our previous care for the occupants of the green.

As we fired, hundreds of rabbits looked up at us, momentarily they stopped eating grass and then just carried on with their food.

The golfers on the other hand were in a blind panic from coming under fire.


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