Friday, 13 November 2015

Church porn & invisible cars

To make up for the lack of dreaming yesterday, my brain popped into overdrive last night. Starting off I was climbing my local church roof to inspect some recent work that had been carried out. I stood halfway up looking at it for ages before deciding to climb to the top. 

When I reached the top of the roof, I discovered a small window that was level with my feet. I bent down and crawled into it and found myself in a small room with a huge font in the centre of it. 

There was a female suspended upside down by her ankles hanging into the font, she was naked, she was surrounded by several naked men and a film crew. It appeared to be a film shoot for a porno movie. I stood and watched in disbelief maybe for a little longer than I should have. 

Next I was with work colleague Scott and I'd challenged him to a road race. He was in a works van and I was in an invisible car. I sat suspended in the air and steered my invisible car laughing. Scott decided to go a different way to me in an attempt to win the race. 

I swerved through streets narrowly avoiding other cars and people. I was approaching the finish line and was way ahead of Scott. Just as I saw the end, I noticed I had a choice to either cut through a no entry sign or go the long way round and potentially lose the race. 

I took the short cut and was immediately stopped by three angry male pedestrians. They all had long ginger hair and scruffy beards. I took an instant dislike to them. They began ranting at me, I was aware I was being watched by cctv. 

I raised my hands in a passive manner to look as if I was trying to defuse their anger but started to call them ginger twats. This enraged them further and when they tried to punch me, I knocked all three of them out cold. Happy at this I turned to get back into my invisible car and saw Scott standing on the finish line grinning at me. 

 
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