Saturday, 24 October 2015
I was dreaming that I was at work but starring in a documentary about my work with a film crew following me around. I was unhappy as I felt a little unwell and wasn't in the mood for work.
As I was coming to the end of my shift I was told that someone had given me cocaine without my knowledge. Really angry at this news I started to feel really dizzy and squatted down to hang onto a low brick wall. As I grabbed the top of the wall to steady myself, it collapsed and I was covered in bricks.
As I lay there spaced out and in pain from the wall on top of me, my dog Humbug clambered over the rubble and started licking my face. I then felt the bricks suddenly fly off of me all at once leaving me feeling cold. Humbug was still on top of me.
This was the point that I woke up to find Humbug still on top of me and my wife had pulled the quilt off the bed to inform me that Humbug needed the toilet!
Posted by Max Walsh
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