Saturday, 8 August 2015

Posh frock

Just a brief recollection from last night, which involved me driving and crashing my car. Whilst driving I was attempting to cut a field of grass and so looked backwards to see if my car was cutting the grass. It wasn't, it's a car not a tractor. 

As I wasn't looking where I was going, I hit a lamppost and staggered out of my car, firstly amazed that there was a lamppost int he middle of a field and then secondly horrified at my now ruined car. As I surveyed the damage I saw neighbour, Alex standing watching me in disbelief. 

Alex was standing at the edge of the field in a long black ballgown, hardly the appropriate dress for where she was. After staring at me for ages, she turned and walked off. 

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