Friday, 10 July 2015

Super Kelly

I was in a room with my wife friend who is also a work colleague, she had a female friend with her that I didn't know. We were sat at a table but their heads seemed right in front of my face. 

My wife's friend was bragging that her and her friend had slept with a supermodel, they both took great delight in explaining every detail of the event and I listened intently. 

Not to be outdone I told them both that I used to go out with model and actress Kelly Brook for 6 months. This was of course a total lie but they seemed to believe me. 

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