Thursday, 16 July 2015
I began by creeping into the garden of a work colleague called Bob. He was asleep in his conservatory with his wife that looked out into a large garden. I wasn't alone, but couldnt see who I was with, they were faceless figures. It was early morning.
As I heard Bob snoring very loudly, I was confident that I was able to move closer to the house. I moved to a pine tree and started digging it up, I moved it laughing as replanted it in a different part of the garden.
Just as I tip toed out of the garden, Bob woke up and shouted out, "Who's that in my garden?!" I ran away with my faceless companions laughing as we went.
I was then in my nan's back garden in the middle of the night, my car was parked in the middle of the lawn and had a cover over it. I noticed something moving under the cover and lifted the bottom of it to have a look.
As I lifted the corner up an armadillo ran out and headed at speed towards the house. I ran after it shouting out to warn my wife to get all the animals in. When I entered the kitchen the armadillo was running in circles on the floor.
My told me the dogs and cats were out of the way, I bent down and picked up a large fury mouse like creature and said, "What about this?" My wife repiled, "That's not ours".
Posted by Max Walsh
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