Sunday, 14 June 2015
Talk to the animals
I had entered a lunatic asylum and I was in search of someone in particular. As I wandered around the place it was very apparent that all the inmates were animals.
Mainly horses and dogs, but I saw a few cats and the odd rodent scurrying around. I approached a big black coloured horse and was sat on its backside with its front legs straight.
I said to it, "I'm looking for Phill Hines, do you know where I can find him?"
The horse looked sad and replied, "He is my boss, I'll give you his address".
As the horse continued to talk to me the other animals clearly upset that he was giving me the information, turned their backs on him. I heard the odd cry of 'Grass', from one or two of the other horses.
Posted by Max Walsh
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