Sunday, 10 May 2015

Knights of tomatoes

I was with my wife in a garden, not my own and I could hear some clanking of metal from way off down the end of the garden. 

My wife wanted to throw away a wheelbarrow full of rotten tomatoes but I told her that I'd check the noise from the end of the garden as we didn't want to get caught disposing of the tomatoes. 

Upon walking around to where the sound was coming from, I was met with about twenty medieval knights in full suits of armour. They were pushing each other around, more like a minor argument that a battle. 

I returned to my wife and informed her that it wasn't safe to dispose of the rotting veg due to the Knights at the end of the garden. She looked confused. 

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