Saturday, 23 May 2015

Free news

Very brief one last night. I'd gone to buy a newspaper and instead of coming out with just one paper, I was handed every newspaper they had. I started to protest but was informed they were free. Given this information, I readily accepted them. 

I then walked into a petrol garage and went behind the counter were the attendant was. He looked a little alarmed and I handed him a huge pile of newspapers and left. He shouted out at me as I exited, clearly unhappy at this. 
I raised my hand and called out, "You're welcome". As I went onto the garage forecourt, it changed into an open field and I was alone with nothing around me but grass. 

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