Monday, 16 June 2014
I began by watching, presenter of tv's, 'Grand designs', Kevin McCloud swimming in a river. I was high up on the bank walking along and keeping pace with him.
Knowing where he was I threw a large rock to the right of him so that it didn't hit him. Unfortunately I hadn't noticed the second person swimming with Kevin and the rock smashed him on the head.
After apologising perfusly at cracking the mans head open I decided my best course of action was to leave.
I was next perched up high above the local shops close to where I grew up. I had a high powered snipers rifle and I was picking people off.
As the third person I targeted, dropped dead, a riot broke out, with shops and houses being looted. I moved from up high and joined the chaos.
I approached a house and a black man opened the door. He was frightened by the riots and refused to let me in. I explained that I just needed the toilet and he directed me to under the stairs.
I entered the tiny space and could see a toilet sistern but no pan. There was a small open pipe sticking up so I began to pee into that.
From out of the pipe appeared a hand, shocked at this I stood back as the sistern lid opened and a small black boy popped out of it. Unhappy at being peed on, he started to cry.
Posted by Max Walsh
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