Sunday, 5 January 2014

Frank Carson the assassin

I was playing snooker with entertainer Bobby Ball, one half of the so called comedy duo, Cannon and Ball. 
Bobby was being a complete idiot, clowning around as usual and generally being annoying. 

I had had enough of his fooling around and so walked away from the snooker table. To my annoyance Bobby started to follow me. When I looked at him walking along side me, he had turned into Irish comedian, Frank Carson. 

Frank asked where I was going and I told him I was going to my mums house. I informed Frank that I needed him to assinate my mums next door neighbour Bob. Frank agreed. 

Lastly I watching my friend Geoff running in slow motion in the sea. He was topless and had a mat of chest hair. He looked very serious. 

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