Thursday, 9 January 2014

Fishy baked beans

This morning I awoke in horror at what I'd just seen. I was in a restaurant waiting to be served my food. Something I've actually been doing a lot this week. 

As I approached  the cook complete with big paper hat, asked if I wanted fish or baked beans. As I hate fish I chose the beans. 

The cook handed me a bowl of baked beans and just as I took hold of the bowl he produced a massive wet dead fish and dunked it head first into my bowl. 

Such was my dismay at this I woke from my sleep shouting my displeasure.   
I really do hate fish. 

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