Friday, 27 December 2013
After spending some time standing around in a hospitals A&E department, I gathered up papers laying on chairs and left the building with my wife.
We headed to the underground station where we boarded a train. I placed my pile of papers onto a seat and waited for our stop.
As the train rolled to a stop at our destination I attempted to again getter up my papers. There were a lot more this time and I struggled to hold them all in my arms.
As we got off the train and headed for the exit I held my ticket in my fingers.
Hundreds of people got off the train and we were swept up in a wave of commuters towards the exit. As I reached the exit my ticket slipped from my grasp and blew away.
My wife told me I was now in trouble as the ticket collectors were all American CIA agents. Worried at this news I managed to hide amongst the crowd and avoid being checked.
As we made our escape my wife decided to buy some cigarettes from a man on a motorised scooter, despite not being a smoker.
We approached him and he showed his ID badge as bring a CIA agent! I was busted.
Posted by Max Walsh
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