Friday, 27 September 2013
Richard III you dummy
I was at some kind of castle grounds or historical site. There were a few ruined buildings and some sloping grassed areas surrounding them.
I was in charge of a display about former British Monach, Richard III. It was a rather poor effort in that I had a shop manakin dressed in a robe wearing a crown. The resemblance stopped there.
I was told that it was rubbish and that I had to remove the display in order for a new one to be put in. Not happy with this I showed my displeasure by putting a noose around my dummy kings neck and hanging him from the castle wall.
I was next at my mums house, the back door was open and it was a sunny day.
A table was placed so that it was half in the kitchen and half in the garden.
On the table were cheese, crackers and tomatoes.
I took a knife and cut the cheese so thinly that it was transparent. I did the same with the tomatoes and placed them both onto a cracker.
As I placed it into my mouth and crunched into it, I woke up.
Posted by Max Walsh
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