Friday, 30 November 2012

Naked pundit

I was in my Nan's kitchen rearranging the cupboard under her sink. Amongst the usual cleaning products and sponges was a tin full of last Christmas's sweets.
Foolishly I ate one and quickly spat it out coughing. Just as I was doing this the whole of my family arrived, aunts, uncles, cousins, the lot.
At the end of line of my relatives was TV football pundit Chris Kamara.
Chris was totally naked and covered in long dark body hair. Not a pleasant sight.

Next I'd parked outside a joke shop and wandered in looking around.
The shop assistant asked me if he could help and I informed him I needed a device to squirt shaving foam out of.
I walked out of the shop having purchased the top selling device according to the salesman.
An inflatable rat!

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