Monday, 26 November 2012

Close shave

I had met a guy in the street. It was night time and he had a moustache.
I told him I was going to shave it off and he was in agreement.
I took a large hunting knife out of my pocket and proceeded to shave off his eyebrows. I took ages to remove them and when I'd finished I quickly ran off.

I was next hanging out the drivers door of a van as my work colleague Martin drove it. We reached a shopping centre and walking through it I scoop down and pick up a £10 note and quickly put it in my pocket.
Martin asks me what it was and not wishing to share it, I just say, "Nothing".


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