Tuesday, 9 October 2012

Nettle man

I had arrived in the middle of nowhere on a motorbike and was enjoying a solitary picnic in the sunshine.
After a short time an annoying bare chested man approached me holding a bunch of stinging nettles.

The man wanted to rub the nettles all over me and watch my reaction.
I walked away from him but he kept following me trying to rub the nettles on me.

I became irritated with his persistence and finally snapped by punching him in the face knocking him unconscious.
The temptation not reek revenge was too much and I covered the man head to foot in nettles.

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