Sunday, 15 July 2012

Frightening wee

Clearly I actually needed the toilet whilst I slept as the need to pee took over my dream.

Always worrying that I can visualise myself going for a pee and it feels very real. I haven't wet the bed so far and hopefully that will never happen.

Not sure where the toilet was that I was using but I stood relieving myself with the accompanying sound of, 'ahhhhh', as I did so.

Suddenly I heard a female coughing directly next to my ear. I was so alarmed I peed over the floor and shot bolt upright in bed.

As I woke my wife was coughing in her sleep.
I got up for real and went to the toilet. Without going 'ahhhhh'.

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