Thursday, 3 May 2012

Thief Maximus

Last night was spent walking into various shops and offices. Once inside I helped myself to items of value, cash and anything else I fancied.

Every time I went into a property, the people looked on in disbelief at my blatantness at helping myself to their loot.

I ended up with my arms and Pockets full of goodies, so much so that I had to retire from my criminal activities due to being overloaded.

And they say crime doesn't pay.

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