Wednesday, 25 November 2015

House of the rising Gazza

I was in my mums living room watching TV along with my younger sister and friend and work colleague Mildred. The room was exactly like it was when I was a teenager, complete with the rented television in a mock wooden cabinet with a sliding door to cover the screen. 

On the TV was a football World Cup tournament and they were playing various songs in order to find an official England team song. I then heard the unmistakable first few cords to the Animals classic, House of the rising sun. 

I smiled and said, "Yes!"  I changed my mind immediately when ex England international Paul Gascoigne started singing the words to it. It was ruined. I started shouting at the TV. Mildred began laughing. 

I then told Mildred and my sister that I was able to fly, before they could speak, I lifted myself off the ground and floated up to the ceiling. They were both very impressed as I flipped backwards and spun in the air, drifting around the living room to the background of Gazza ruining a classic song. 


Tuesday, 24 November 2015

Working lunch

Sat at work in a huge briefing room along with most of the people on shift, with Liam as the supervisor, although he isn't anymore. We were waiting to go out of the office but couldn't because their were no vehicles for us. 

Nicky said that she was going to be very tired because she was working a day shift and then a night shift covering for her partner in Sussex. I questioned this saying she wasn't allowed to do that. She told me she didn't care. 

As we didn't have any cars I suggested that we all go out for lunch. This was a very welcome idea until Liam questioned on how we were going to get there! 

Lastly I was in a school playground that was surrounded by a high wired fence. I could sense people around me but couldn't see them. I started ranting about how people getting old try and look young. I gave singer song writer, Paul Weller as an example. 


Monday, 23 November 2015

Adams garage services.

I do seem to dream about my car a lot for some reason, last night I was taking it to the garage for a service. As I pulled up outside I noticed the front passenger seat was piled high with rubbish. Alarmed at this I began to tidy it. 

After spending a while cleaning up the car I looked at the clock on the dash and it read 17.30, I looked up at the garage and saw that it was closed. Annoyed that I'd lost out because of the mess in my car I stood outside the entrance and raised my arms in dispare. 

From inside the garage through the window I saw the owner, it was Adam from work. He saw it was me and held up his arm to indicate for me to wait. He then frantically ran around the garage looking for the keys and opened the door. 

He welcomed me in and ushered me to the rear door of the garage. When I walked through the door I found myself in a huge field in the middle of nowhere. The garage had also vanished along with Adam. At the far end of the field was a huge barn, I headed towards it. 

When I entered the barn it was a workshop full of men and cars. There was scaffolding all around the edge of the barn and cars were being driven along scaffold boards, they were close to falling off. As I looked at what was going on, Adam appeared and pointed upwards at my car. 

It was parked up on the scaffolding about twenty feet in the air. Adam smiled and walked off, I had no idea how I was going to get it down. 


Sunday, 22 November 2015

Closed due to illness

Being awake most of the night being ill tends to stop any dreaming. Hopefully normal service will be resumed tomorrow. 

Saturday, 21 November 2015

Prison breakout & pasta beach

Sometimes I long for a solid uninterrupted sleep free of dreaming, I honestly wake up tired because my brain never stops. Unfortunately it was not to be last night. 

I started off by climbing a huge solid metal wall with work colleague Stu, it was cast iron and painted black, at the top was barbed wire and razor sharp nails sticking up. It wasn't until we reached the top that we realised we were in prison. 

As we clambered down the other side to freedom, the alarm sounded and we were rumbled. On the other side we both picked up a wooden chair and started running with it. From the top of the wall came a cry of, "Come back here you gays"! It was work colleague James. We kept running. 

We ran into my mums house, placed our chairs under the table and sat down. I could still here the siren from the prison and footsteps from outside the living room window. My mum placed a cooked breakfast in front of us and we tucked in. The people outside ran past. We had escaped. 

Next I had seen my step Son Michael asleep and decided to prank him. He woke up to find himself laying in a metal tray half full of water, he also had his face made up like a glamour model and was wearing a lecklace made of washing gel tablets sewn together with string. He wasn't happy. 

I walked along the seafront at Skegness beach laughing to myself at what I'd done to Michael, as I walked further, my feet started to feel like lead and the sand was very heavy. I looked down to see that the beach wasn't sand but dried pasta shapes. 

I finally reached a theatre on the beach and walked inside, the floor was concrete and my shoes were making a loud metal sound. When I looked at my feet, I was wearing boots with huge wedged heels that had metal studs nailed into the heels. 

As I examined my footwear a man jumped out of the shadows and placed a knife against my throat. He shouted, "Don't make me kill you!"  I then instantly transformed into rap legend Eminem. As slim shady, I pushed the knife out of his hand and punched him square in the face. He was unconscious and I returned to myself. 


Friday, 20 November 2015

Wedding intruders

I was at home with my wife waiting for friends Geoff and Laura to arrive for their wedding. Bit odd, they are already married. My wife was looking out of the window and I went into the garden as I needed a wee. 

I went outside and stood on some decking, I was about to pee when I heard work colleague Spooner from the other side of the fence. I couldn't see him but knew his voice, he was calling me names and they weren't very nice. 

I couldn't then wee so went back into the house. While I was talking to my wife two kids walked in through the the front door and opened the cupboard under the kitchen sink nod climbed in. A female followed in after them and went into the toilet.  

Not very happy at this I pulled the kids out by their collars and handed them to the woman as she came out of the toilet. I told her the kids had eaten things from the cupboard and I hoped they were poisonous, she then left and I locked the door behind her. 

I then went into the bathroom and started to run a bath. The water was a deep purple colour. 


Thursday, 19 November 2015

The light

Very brief last night and slightly unnerving too. I appeared to be laying in bed at first with someone standing over me. The person was in silhouette and so I could only make out that they were female. They were looking at me and were silent. 

From my bedroom window to my right, a very bright light started to shin on my face. It became increasingly brighter and was hurting my eyes. I asked the person standing over me if I should pull down the blind. 

They remained silent but moved towards me with what looked like a knife in their hand. I screamed out and was woken by my wife as I was shouting in my sleep. As I fell back to sleep I thought that maybe I had been in a hospital mourge.  


Wednesday, 18 November 2015

Class of Scott

I was wandering around the corridors of a school, it looked vaguely familiar at times, but mostly I didn't know where I was. I opened the first classroom door I came to and it was empty apart from work colleague Scott. 

He was sat at a desk and he looked up at me when he heard the door open. I clearly wasn't looking for Scott because I shut the door and went to the next room along the corridor. When I opened this door, Scott looked up again from a desk. 

I went from room to room and each one contained Scott. He was sat in the same position in each room and looked up in exactly the same way when I opened the door. 


Tuesday, 17 November 2015

Tampon bike ride

Something I'd never do during my waking hours is take part in a bike race. This was what I was doing in my dream however and it was sponsored by sanitary manufacturers Tampax. I had a T shirt with Tampon written across the chest. I seemed oblivious to this and began cycling. 

After a short distance I was overtaken by most of the other competitors including work colleague, Rudders. As he drew level with me, he noticed my T shirt and started laughing out loud. I had the last laugh because his uncontrollable giggles caused him to fall off his bike. 

The last part of my dreaming was interrupted by my alarm this morning but prior to waking I was with my wife on a train. I'd fallen off and was sat at the side of the track watching the train, along with my wife vanish into the distance. 


Monday, 16 November 2015

Volvos & rabbits

I was inside an old volvo estate car, it appeared to be my car. I was totally horrified to find it in a complete mess. There was dirt piled thick and rubbish everywhere.

I began by gathering up everything from the seats, there were lots of tools and screws and nails. I decided to put those in my pocket. I put a pile of items for throwing away and one for keeping,  a third pile was things I wasn't sure about.

I was next out on a countryside track with my air rife. I was with two teenagers I didn't recognise. I was looking for rabbits to shoot.

Out of the corner of my eye I saw a rabbit hoping and I turned my gun at it. Despite being in the middle of the countryside, the rabbit, along with many others were in an office.

There was just three walls with the open end of the room where I stood. I took aim and shot a rabbit dead. I took aim again and just as I shot another rabbit, it turned into a sheep.
Then all the other rabbits changed into sheep too. This freaked me out and I ran away with the teenagers following me.


Sunday, 15 November 2015

Jungle bubbles & rap talk

I was in a jungle last night wandering around trying not to be detected by any animals. I crept about as I was convinced that I would get eaten by something. I saw a clearing and headed into it and found myself out on a large open plain. 

I tucked behind a small bush that I found as I heard the sound of something approaching me. I peered out and saw a large soup bubble floating at me, I ducked just in time to avoid it hitting my head. Just as I put my head up again, another then another bubble flew at me. 

I avoided them all but I was getting tired, just as I missed the last one I looked ahead of me and saw the that a sound wave was heading my way. I knew it was a sound wave because the space before my eyes rippled and wobbled and emitted a sound that appeared to be in slow motion. 
I spent what felt like hours avoiding being hit by these. 

Next I was staying in a hotel room with a person I didn't know. I couldn't see them next to me as I couldn't turn my head to look at them, I just knew they were there, I didn't know if they were male or female. I was trying to impress them and told them that I'd seen rap legend, Eminem in the hotel lobby. 

They didn't seem impressed as I didn't have any evidence to back up my claim. I opened the door to the room to leave and to both our surprise, Eminem walked in. I started to talk to him but instead of him talking back, he rapped what he was saying. 
I could sence that the mystery person was now impressed and I smiled as Eminem rapped about how he liked the the room. 


Saturday, 14 November 2015

Put the kettle on

I spent my entire night searching for my kettle. Despite tearing the house apart, I couldn't locate it. 
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