Friday, 31 October 2014
I approached the house of my dads oldest friend, knowing that the house was empty as he has long since passed away.
When I entered the place was in total disarray, it looked deserted, dirty and cluttered. It was dark and smelly.
In the corner of the living room was a rabbit hutch that contained a grey bunny. It seemed happy enough. Under the stairs was a cage containing two mice.
I was next on the outside of the house and I saw my next door neighbour, Bill who is American. Bill was wearing bright red silk pyjamas. We chatted for a while until a car pulled up and a group of female Americans got out.
As soon as Bill knew they were from the U.S, he stopped talking to me and totally ignored me. It was at this point that I noticed I was totally naked.
I turned from them all and walked away as dignified as I could given nude state.
Thursday, 30 October 2014
I was walking along a seafront somewhere I didn't reconise with my wife. Sat on the roadside was a very old lady who looked tired and hungry.
I offered her some dog biscuits and she happily took them and ate them. We turned away to walk into a shop and I saw the woman had become a Corgi dog.
We then watched as she trotted off up the middle of the road. Cars and people had to swerve to avoid her.
Wednesday, 29 October 2014
I was with my older sister, outside in the dark near to a river. There was enough light to see the water and to also see that it was frozen over. We walked along the edge of the river and chatted.
Suddenly and without warning my sister stood on the ice. She looked at me as totally confident that she was safe and then promptly disappeared below the ice as it cracked and swallowed her up. I just stared at where she had been and thought to myself, 'I'm not surprised that happened'.
Lastly I was actor Aaron Paul. He had killed someone and required me to help him with an alibi. I did this by taking him to a pub called The Blue Boar. We walked in and the barman greeted us. I ordered drinks and winked at Aaron.
When the barman was pouring our drinks I turned his wrist watch back half an hour. I toasted Aaron when we received our beverages and smiled saying, "There you go, he will say we were in here at the time of the murder".
Tuesday, 28 October 2014
As my dad passed away over 11 years ago, it's alway nice to see him in my dreams. Last night I was at my mums house and it was decorated just as it was when I was a teenager. I was looking for my dad but couldn't find him.
In the living room I found my mum and asked her where dad was. She looked confused and told me, "Dad isn't around any more, you know that".
Then the door opened and in walked my dad, my joy at seeing him quickly vanished as I saw he was pale and very ill.
My dad painfully looked at me and said, "I can't come back Son, this is what would happen to me". With that he was gone.
I was next in my local village shop, I had a basket and picked some items from the first Isle. I turned into the second Isle to go to the checkout but couldn't get past hundreds of people. I ran up and down the end of the shop looking down each Isle.
I was trapped and unable to leave, I'd never seen so many people in the local shop!
Monday, 27 October 2014
I had got onto an old double decker London bus and I climbed the stairs to the upper deck. Upstairs wasn't what I expected, it consisted of a long conveyor belt running the entire length of the bus. At the front end was a rubber curtain simular to an airports luggage claim.
The belt started up and from the other side of the rubber curatin, various grocery items started to move towards me. I then heard the voice of friend and work colleague, Harry over a tannoy. He was very happy and started to call out all of the items as if he was a bingo caller.
Harry called out to me to pack the times into bags before they fell off the end of the belt. Instead of doing this I looked up to the ceiling and noticed it was made of concrete and that a nail was half banged into it.
Ignoring the shopping falling around my feet I raised my arm and found that I was holding a hammer. I then made several attempts to hit the nail, none of which moved it at all. I could still hear Harry as I frantically smashed the nail with no effect.
Sunday, 26 October 2014
As I climbed into bed in the early hours, having been previously robbed of an hours sleep due to the clocks going back an hour, I did my usual and passed out.
I immediately woke with a start as someone flicked my nose really hard. I woke my wife up to ask if she was the culprit and it wasn't. I laid there for a few minutes trying to comprehend how this had happened but the tiredness took hold of me and I was asleep.
I was then being stared at by work colleague James. All I could see was his face looking at me with an expressionless glaze. A couple of times I shock my head to try and vanish the image but he just wouldn't go.
I have to say that it's freaked me out a bit.
Saturday, 25 October 2014
I was at work and sat in the office at a row of computer screens. To my left was Matthew and on my right was Julie. We were all eagerly tapping away at our keyboards. I started to talk about the job that we had all three been involved in but the other two didn't seem to be hearing me.
I glanced up from my screen and looked at Matthew, he had his head turned towards me and his lips were moving but I couldn't hear him. I turned to Julie and she was doing the same. I initially thought I'd gone deaf but I was able to hear myself talking.
They then both realised that they were unable to talk and started to panic. They got fairly upset and walked out of the room both still mouthing in total silence.
Friday, 24 October 2014
As I have had very limited sleep I'm surprised I actually had any brain activity. What I did have was a little odd.
I couldn't see anything, more of a feeling. I was floating basically, in total darkness I drifted around horizontally. I didn't know where I was or how high up I was but it was weightless and carefree.
This feeling seemed endless until I suddenly opened my eyes with a start and let out a little squeak of uncertainty and found myself alone in bed.
Thursday, 23 October 2014
I started off by being in a huge boat, a boat so big I looked like a tiny dot on it. It was an ordinary vessel but just of gigantic poportions. The reason I had taken refuse on this massive ship, to prevent being caught and eaten by King Kong.
I hadn't seen the oversized ape but knew he was after me and so I hid on the boat and sailed away, hoping this would save me.
Next I'm in my car and see a woman broken down at the side of the road. It was dark and very late and so I offered her some help. She was of course a little unsure of me and initially refused my offer of a lift. I got out and opened my boot.
As I assured the woman I wasn't a serial killer, I loaded a clothes airer into my car. I then noticed that on the front passenger seat was my ginger cat called Bear. Bear is a house cat and never leaves the confines of our home. I was a little alarmed to see him, and even more frantic when he jumped out and ran towards some trees.
I chased him and found that he was sat with serveral other ginger cats. He was happy to find others of his kind. I scooped him up and popped him back in the car. The woman and her car had vanished.
Wednesday, 22 October 2014
I began last night by visiting a house with my wife and two very old women. I didn't know the old ladies or the female that answered the door. She stated that she wasn't ready for visitors and asked us to wait outside.
Whilst waiting what seemed a very long time, I got bored and looked up at the house to see a huge metal extractor fan ductwork raising up and over the roof. I decided that it wasn't fixed securely and set about climbing to the top of the house.
Whilst fixing the ductwork to the roof I looked down and saw that my wife and the two elderly women had also got bored and they were weeding the garden.
Looking into the rear garden I saw our guinea pigs house, which is actually a chicken coop. Inside of it was a goat.
I was lastly at work sat behind a desk. Two supervisors came in and asked what I was doing sat in the bosses chair and that I should get out before I got into trouble. I smiled, turned my name badge around on the table to face them and looked at their shocked expressions.
I was the boss!
Tuesday, 21 October 2014
Last night I was in a huge field with the biggest dog I'd ever seen in my life. It looked like a Great Dane but was the size of a horse. I can clearly see reality and dreams mixing here, as I have a horse and a dog.
The dog was very cuddly and laid down to mussel into me. Even laying on its side, it was still taller than me. I rubbed it head and it cuddled in for ages. It was very relaxing.
Lastly I was loading the boot of my new car with plastic coat hangers. I piled them in until the boot was full and then carefully closed it shut. As I did this the right hand rear tyre started to hiss.
I bent down and saw a plastic hanger sticking out from the inside of the tyre and air gushing out. Within seconds the tyre was completely flat and I just looked at it with a feeling of sadness and helplessness.
Monday, 20 October 2014
I had driven my horse in a luxury transportation box up into the Crumbrian mountains. The box had accommodation and was a top of the range model. I pulled up outside a farmhouse and wondered why there was no parking. I left the box in the road blocking half of the carriageway.
I let down the rear shutter that became a ramp for my horse to walk down. As it lowered, I talked to my horse, telling him he was having a holiday. The scenery was spectacular and as I led my horse out, he looked happy and content.
I was then inside the farmhouse with my horse, standing in the kitchen diner. A woman that I didn't know welcomed us both and hugged me. Sat on the sofa was Sean, a supervisor from work. Sean was laughing a big hearty belly laugh, it was contagious and I joined in.
I noticed another woman that I again didn't know sat on another sofa. She too started laughing and the four of us just laughed loudly for no apparent reason.